Too busy grabbing grub at the noodle factory. In hindsight, though, it was a wise decision. Earth Day is every year. The noodle factory has sales only once a decade. Friendzo called me from the Clearwater sloop and told about all the great Earthy things he was doing. I told him to suck a bacon. Then I cried. Then I ate a ten-foot noodle. Then I came in my pants, a little. Then Friendzo sailed down the Hudson to meet me. Tearful reunion. I sneezed. No cats.
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Shit, I missed Earth Day
27 April 2009 ?
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13 March 2009 ?I’m as happy as Sisyphus writing this Web log. It’s all I need and all you need and I’ll keep writing it if you keep reading it but if you stop reading it I’ll keep writing it and what happens then? Then I’ll be really happy. Happy, or content. I don’t need more than this Web log, writing each day before it passes. I have to finish this out, have to keep going with it, I see death around the corner (RIP Pac) every day every post getting closer closer like Joy Division or Clive Owen and conscious now my moustache is stiffly waxed and one foot long. The eternal truth is false and I’m here to say I’m okay with that. I’ll just keep Web logging, day by day.
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2 March 2009 ?
Gotta blog hard, gotta keep at it. I’m up at 3:20 am, blogging my ass off, but I know that the other guys are up at 3:19, blogging their keisters straight on down the road to El Dorado. Gotta keep up with the best. Wanna beat the best, gotta keep up with ‘em first. Gotta want it. Gotta want it real bad. I’m blogging my ass off right now. God, I’m blogging so hard. No one blogs like I do! No one blogs like I do! I am vital! I am necessary to a thriving internet community! People depend on me for entertainment, news, redemption, meaning. It is my responsibility as a blogger to blog hard, always. Gotta blog hard, gotta be heard, gotta blog hard, gotta be heard. GOTTA BLOG HARD, GOTTA BE HEARD!
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