Orpheus Weaponry

Gotta blog hard, gotta keep at it. I’m up at 3:20 am, blogging my ass off, but I know that the other guys are up at 3:19, blogging their keisters straight on down the road to El Dorado. Gotta keep up with the best. Wanna beat the best, gotta keep up with ‘em first. Gotta want it. Gotta want it real bad. I’m blogging my ass off right now. God, I’m blogging so hard. No one blogs like I do! No one blogs like I do! I am vital! I am necessary to a thriving internet community! People depend on me for entertainment, news, redemption, meaning. It is my responsibility as a blogger to blog hard, always. Gotta blog hard, gotta be heard, gotta blog hard, gotta be heard. GOTTA BLOG HARD, GOTTA BE HEARD!